Honez
Someone, be he a man or a woman, with a ghostly porcelain exterior and an intelligence equivalent to that of a Turtus. Often makes a complete dick of himself/herself by demonstrating said retardation.
Honez - 'What song is this?' (to the Happy Birthday theme song)
Hot Honez
An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.
Hey, check out Hot Honez over there. He just called me babes and I don’t even know him!