Anyaese
Anyaese is a fictitious language designed to generate a large amount of confusion over a short period of time through the usage of purposely poor grammar and unrealistically structured sentences.
Person speaking Anyaese: “Hello! How do?!? The am hungry panda? Delicious me. I have cat. Cat nice!!? Scratches have hand :( !!!”
Person Listening: “Bruh what the hell is going on.”
Person Listening: “Bruh what the hell is going on.”