hooded man
an uncircumcised penis
“oh yeah andrew, he’s a hooded man.”
Hooded Man
Used to describe someone with an uncircumcised penis.
“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”
The hooded man technique
See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.
hooded man in the canoe
n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
Establish that Man Hood
Establishing your man hood by showing you are in control over something or someone
First trip to prison everyone should try to Establish that Man Hood!!!