hooded monster
A very large uncircumcised penis
“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”
Hood Monster
A girl that is extremely promiscuous. She knows she is and she uses sex to meet ends but is not a prostitute. She sluts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.
"Dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a slut!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"
hooded cheese monster
Uncircumcised penis with smegma .
Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.