Hoodie Dick
An uncircumcised penis, when fully erect is still hidden in the foreskin.
Babe let me skin back that hoodie dick!
Hoodie dick
A uncircumcised dick that gets hard and still covered by the foreskin.
Babe let me ride that hoodie dick tonight.
Dick hoodie
Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
Dick hoodie
The "Dick hoodie" is a special thing to have, all men have a "Dick hoodie" at birth but some men are born into cult families, these particular families go through a tradition where the father of the family steals the possession known as the hoodie of the male's penis. But I has been blessed into a family who lets you keep the hoodie. But I hate to say it myself, but I'm sadly
rethinking about getting rid of my "Dick hoodie".
rethinking about getting rid of my "Dick hoodie".
Guy 1:Hey bro wanna see my penis?
Guy 2:Sure! I'll show you mine.
Guy 1:Hey wheres your dick hoodie?
Guy 2:My what?
Guy 1:The skin that covers the head of your penis.
Guy 2:Oh, that. I'm just Jewish.
Guy 1:Oh okay!
Guy 1:Wait, they took it from you? Those sick fucks.
Guy 2:Sure! I'll show you mine.
Guy 1:Hey wheres your dick hoodie?
Guy 2:My what?
Guy 1:The skin that covers the head of your penis.
Guy 2:Oh, that. I'm just Jewish.
Guy 1:Oh okay!
Guy 1:Wait, they took it from you? Those sick fucks.
Dick hoodie
The foreskin of the penis.
Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie