hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.