hoodwank
To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.
While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.
hoodwanked
verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.