hookworms
Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.
Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.
Hookworm
When someone with an excessively huge boner, has someone with an excessively tiny boner enter their pee hole for sexy times.
Josh has the largest ween ever! Sam’s on the other hand, is so micro tiny. I bet Josh and Sam could Hookworm each other.