hook you
He wants to kinda have sex with you but not really.
I want to hook you.
Hook you up
The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:
1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.
Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?
Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.
Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?
Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.
Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?
Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!
Hook You Crippled
To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.
D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"
hook you up
Sort ya out with a product or commodity
I can hook you up mate!
I'll hook you up with the good parts.
I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!
what you say after a bong hit.
*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!