hoop nuts
Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.
It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.
Hoop a Nut
The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.
“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”