Hoop Earrings
Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta
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I love girls that wear hoop earrings
I love girls that wear hoop earrings
Hoop Earring Theory
The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity
Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Hoop Earring Theory
It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
Hoop Earring Theory
The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.
"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"
big hoop earrings
Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.
(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.
gold hooped earrings
as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs
Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue
hooped earrings
a big circle plonked on your ear.
look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.