hoover manuever
More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
hoover manuever
When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."
"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."
hoover manuever, the
Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.
*note: may cause serious rugburn.
*note: may cause serious rugburn.
While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.
hoover manuever, the
A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101
hoover manuever, the
the act of climaxing inside da booty, as one proceeds to suck the man-juice out with a straw
person 1: do you need a drink
person 2: no, i just pulled off the hoover manuever so i'm not thirsty
person 2: no, i just pulled off the hoover manuever so i'm not thirsty