Hopsgutter
The clogs that form in the kitchen sink, after long days of ignoring it. The content of the cohesive substence is varied, and appears incidental. When it's your time to either pick it out of the sink, or try to push it down the drains with a random citchen tool it's all the same goo, it wears all the same branded clothes, and every little bit is equally disgusting.
Person 1: hopsgutter is cool in the beginning, untill you hav to deal with them
Person 2: indeed
Person 2: indeed