Horfleporfer
One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.
Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!
Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!
Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!