Horndoggled
To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.
Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.
horndoggles
When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.
Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.
horndoggler
an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.
John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."