Horserider
A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy
Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider
horserider
Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.
Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.
Texas Horseride
When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.
Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
Alabaman Horseride
Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.
Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.
Horseriding
Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.
at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding
if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider
if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider