Hose Monkey
A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
hose monkey
Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"
That guy is such a useless hose monkey.
monkey hosing
Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.
His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.