hosspital
A treatment/recovery facility for our sleek-coated glossy-maned four-legged equine friends.
Hey, hey --- take it easy --- my trusty steed merely has a sore foot from losing a shoe... no need to get all hysterical or call da bleepin' hosspital!
hosspitality
Welcoming atmosphere provided by friendly four-legged mammals with shaggy manes and warm velvety muzzles.
Anytime I enter da corral wif a bucket of oats, I am instantly surrounded by super-sociable half-ton animals --- yeah, yeah, yeah --- it's kinda fun to be da center of attention, but I could really do without all da hosspitality right then.