2 pump chump
noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis
That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.
2 Pump Chump
When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting
Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks