Hot fido
Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.
Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest