hot gas
noun - gas that is excreted from the anus that has a hot sensation; usually has a very foul eggy smell
Mike knew that his hot gas was a result of the two chili burgers he ate for lunch.
With such an excellent case of hot gas, Mike really wanted to serve Robert some of his fart soup.
With such an excellent case of hot gas, Mike really wanted to serve Robert some of his fart soup.
Chinese Hot Gas
Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.
Chinese Hot Gas caused my fiancee to leave me two months before our wedding.
Feeling hot at a gas station
Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.
Synonym: tallest midget
Synonym: tallest midget
I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.
Hot gas pass
With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.
The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.