hot guy syndrome
When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)
"He is so ugh I think I just caught hot guy syndrome!"
Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome
When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.
Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!
Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!