Hot Jew
Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew
Jew Hot
A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.
Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!
Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge
Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot
Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's
Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge
Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot
Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's