hot monster
noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
hotness monster
A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)
Whoa! Hotness. She's a hotness monster!!
Flamin' Hot Monster
A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks
"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."