hot on paper
When a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn't quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her sexually repellent.
Jake was totally hot on paper - he's an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new BMW convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. But when I met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Hot on paper, not hot in person!
hot paper
Cash
Can't wait for a solid job so I can have a regular washline of hot paper
Hot piece of paper
A really white guy that's hot as crap.
I can't help looking at Johnny, He's a hot piece of paper. ;)
hot piece of paper
A hot guy, usually one of a female's many conquests.
Damn Emily, I saw you with a new hot piece of paper today, you must be a speed reader.