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*Static*
*Risin' up...*

*Your head is splitting in two*

*...back on the street...*

Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*

*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*

*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*

*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*

*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*

*You lock eyes.*

*...Face to face...*

*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*

Shane - I've been...

Aslan - Cat burgled.

Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.

Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???

Aslan - Because you know you want to...

Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?

Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!

Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?

Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*

Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*

*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*

*Ellipsis*

Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*

Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*

Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*

"well, aoyp"
- from those who're very religious it is equivolent to saying "i'll pray for you"