Hot turd
(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.
Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee
Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.
Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude
Ant: pee
Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.
Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude
Hot Battered Turd
A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.