Houghton Lake
Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.
Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"