House Hotel
The state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.
Friend: "Your wife is away this weekend. What do you plan on doing?"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"