Darrin Houseknecht

Darrin Houseknecht is the worst person you can ever meet. He smells so fucking bad it smells like his dogs took a shit on him and came to school without showering. Hitler killed the Jews with gas and Darrin will kill you with his stench. He is so ranky that he wins his wrestling matches because nobody else wants to be on the mat with him because he is so fucking stinky. He thinks he is cool and stuff but he not. One day someone caught him being like his dad and staring at little kids. God damn. Like father like son. A registered sex offender. He is in ninth grade and sometimes I fear that when the 1st graders walk by he’s just gonna snatch one of them and bring them home

Houseknecht is the most kind hearted soul you will ever meet. They will hide it and act tough but they are a teddy bear on the inside. They are very protective but let you do your own thing.