House Porn
HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.
Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!
White house porn
When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not
Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!
House Porn
Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.