Houshmandzadeh
Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.
I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
B.J. Houshmandzadeh
While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.
"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."