houtzdale

Houtzdale is a hick town in central Pennsylvania, known for naive kids who think Phillipsburgiand are bad, when in reality Houtzdalians are just as bad, most kids go to public school (not naming for obvious reasons). While rich Christian good boys amd good girls go to a catholic school. The public school has many "hoes" and "eugenes". Houtzdale folk enjoy the moose, joeys, Lias,and Chinese,as all the good places closed years ago, when not drunker than a skunk...scratch that hell even when as drunk as a skunk the people go hunting, fishing, fucking etc.