Hovid
A female gets Covid-19 on purpose so they can quarantine with someone.
"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"
Hovid
Hovid. Pre Holiday Covid. You don't have it, but you have to act like you do (self-isolation, testing etc) because you don't want to get it before you go and not be able to get on the plane.
nah - I can't come out tonight I've got Hovid before I go away next week...
HOVID-19
A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
Hovid Ass Shit
When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.
“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
Hovid
A condition where getting Covid 19 while trying to have some sex starts getting increasingly appealing.
"How did you smash? She wasn't scared of Covid"
"Nah man, she had hovid"
"Nah man, she had hovid"
Hovid
When you're so tired from Covid, but your Hoka shoes are so bouncy that you want to run, even though you know you shouldn't.
"I'm feeling so Hovid."