Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.

A Woman that makes excessive unintelligable noises during lovemaking.

An insult so lame, it's funny.

A screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.

An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.

The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).

The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.

That fat, ugly, dark, mexican, hairy, bitch who rides your school bus that doesnt let you sleep because she doesn't shut the fuck up.

Bitch you know who you are..

True Dat.

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.