Howson

When a shit almost kills you, this is a Howson.
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.

Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.

H O W S O N

Fear incarnate, a cobination of judge dredd, darth vader, the Terminator, Agent Smith, Grammaton Cleric, Cheif Bobby, bounty hunter and witch hunter.

Homosexual male who has no football skill.

Someone who is very short and has a small penis

Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.

He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

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