How's tits?

An awkward greeting commonly used by naive, recent immigrants from England and Australia as they attempt to assimilate into American culture. The greeting is generally met with confusion initially but can progress to feelings of anger and hostility towards the speaker if allowed to continue.

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.