How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.

The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.