hozo
(hoe - zoe) origin: southern California dialect.
This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.
Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.
You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.
Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious
Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to
surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs.
A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.
Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.
You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.
Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious
Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to
surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs.
A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
A woman who participates in skype sex is a total hozo.
Hozo
A woman wearing so much make-up that she looks clownish, reminding you of Bozo.
Wow, that Holly's looking like a total Hozo, all she's missing is the big red nose!
Hozo
A portmanteau of "Ho" and "Bozo." As most women are hos and/or bozos, this term eloquently encapsulates the struggles men have to deal with vis a vis the opposite sex.
Exclusions include loving mothers and the rare unicorn female that is neither a ho nor a bozo.
Exclusions include loving mothers and the rare unicorn female that is neither a ho nor a bozo.
"Hey Shawn, I'm tired of these hozos; can you help me find a chick who's not a hozo?"
"Sorry Arie, I have yet to meet an unrelated woman that is not a hozo."
"Sorry Arie, I have yet to meet an unrelated woman that is not a hozo."