apdle
How the fuck did you mess up Apple?
You: Wow I'm an idiot! How did Apple becom Apdle
APDL
Abnormal Psychology Deviant Liberal. One who negligently and willfully disregards the standards of descent society and/or biological certainties in favor of their own depraved social or sexual desires.
Disney Associate: "Welcome to the magic kingdom, friends of all ages! Today we're going to talk about why it feels good to rhythmically touch yourself right here (pointing). But, don't tell your parents. It will be our secret."
Me: "Bro, that APDL belongs in the wood chipper."
Me: "Bro, that APDL belongs in the wood chipper."