Apedick
A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."