Free Hugs Shirt Theory
The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
Hugging Shirt
A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.
I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.