Hugh Jardon
My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."