hull breach
when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.
the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.
Hull Breach
When people manage to escape from the city of Hull
Mary went clubbing in Leeds last night
If Mary lives in Hull, this might be considered a "Hull Breach"
If Mary lives in Hull, this might be considered a "Hull Breach"