HumanCentipublican
What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.
We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.