human fridge
that guy who always has food around
Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.
Human fridge
A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
I hate the human fridge