Humblebragsterbate
When a person, usually in an internet forum, humblebrags so hard, the reader can almost hear them fapping thru the internet at their own perceived success.
Example:
Commenter: But hey I don’t work hard hard with a 6-figure salary in one of the most competitive job markets in the country.
*Fapfapfapfap*
Reader
OMG, It's awkward to see someone humblebragsterbate so hard in public
Commenter: But hey I don’t work hard hard with a 6-figure salary in one of the most competitive job markets in the country.
*Fapfapfapfap*
Reader
OMG, It's awkward to see someone humblebragsterbate so hard in public