humburger
When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.
humburger
Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.
In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
Humburg
(hŭm-bûrg) 1. verb. To consume more then a fair amount of a communal food/beverage; ultimately leading to the depletion of the forementioned food/beverage.
2. verb. To not share; be excessively greedy.
2. verb. To not share; be excessively greedy.
That dunsky came in with his giant mug and Humburged all the coffee!
I'll bet if we walk away he'll come humburg the last three donuts.
I'll bet if we walk away he'll come humburg the last three donuts.
humburgers
A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.
When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'
bah humburgers
An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
humburgers with cheese
Humburgers on a truly villainous scale, humburgers with cheese implies an extreme that few situations can achieve. See bah humburgers.
CIA: Mr. President, Iran may have nukes. In fact, they do. In fact, they're on their way here. In fact, they're hitting your dad's house right now.
President Bush: Ah, humburgers with cheese.
President Bush: Ah, humburgers with cheese.