hummdinger

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in

an unexpected finger rammed up one's ass.

“Hum-Ding-Er” commonly used is small council estates in Pembrokeshire, first one ever thrown was recorded in Charles street Neyland was said to cause that much of a disturbance every fucker was throwing noise complaints at Charles street , used to describe an almighty Anthony Joshua like right hook that shuts out the lights of a gobby twat with nonce like behaviour (rare punch , usually well deserved)

Hummdinger is when a person plays a humming tune with a harmonica on any part of another person’s body(ex. stomach, gooch,armpit, ear lobe, butthole etc.) More in detail a Hummdinger is when you put your mouth to a harmonica, then touching another’s body part ,whichever body part you prefer, then blowing into the harmonica to create a tune sounding like a hum. Doing so should create a vibrating sensation on the persons said chosen body part.“🎼🎶🎵Huummmmm Humm HuummHummmmmm🎵🎶🎼”