humphrey bogarting
A snazzier version of "beaugarding."
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
Humphrey Bogart
1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.
2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.
3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.
3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.
2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...
3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*
1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.
2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...
3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*
Humphrey Bogart
Just as your about to ejaculate during sex you pull your penis out of your partner and you blow your load all over their face while saying, "Here's looking at you kid".
I did a Humphrey Bogart to that chick I slept with last night!!!
Humphrey Bogart
When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.
Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger
A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.
Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.
Humphrey Bogart
When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.
“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”